Monday, August 6, 2012

More Bad Thoughts on a Monday Morning

I need to be more pessimistic.  Maybe then things will work out.

I find that the more I fear something will happen, the less likely it is that it will.  There seems to be this direct correlation between negative energy and positive outcomes for me.  The last time I really dreaded something, it didn’t happen.  It almost did, but there was some lame-ass excuse for why it didn‘t.  And I got this peaceful feeling as though I’d just dodged a bullet.  I thanked God for my negative thinking and my pessimistic approach to life.  And I thanked God for lame-ass excuses.

My mother once said to me, “Usually your greatest fears never come true.”

I think what she means is that I need to have bad thoughts more often.

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